• Graph Paper Press

    I’ve been using Graph Paper Press for awhile, and I’m not going to lie, they awarded me a certain level of comfort when I had to posture about my own level of website experience. I fell into it for free, from an exboyfriend and am posting about it now because I’m addicted enough to the functionality …

  • On Sucking

    I kinda suck at my job. And by that I mean, I kinda suck and I kinda don’t suck and I just can’t be sure how much I suck and how much I don’t. What I can confirm is that I’ve been accused of sucking directly, in an alley, at 1AM, and that they’re kinda …

  • Crowdsourcing Sanity on OkCupid

    I suck at break ups. I mean we all suck at break ups, but I reaaaaaaally suck at break ups. This is especially ludicrous considering that not only have I never been in love (high school love discounting: brains are different then), but of all my many break-ups I’ve only been the dumpee twice. So why do …

  • Catch-22

    #1  Every winter there comes a time when I feel, I am, grey. The dreary days lap over me like waves, seeping into my skin, drowning me slowly in winter’s bleak unending expanse. Today is one of those days. Swimming inside my oversized sweats, also grey, I listen to my recording from a season past, …